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Francois Durand, Getty Images / Brazilian Civil Police
Francois Durand, Getty Images / Brazilian Civil Police
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Brazilian Man Arrested for Using Jack Nicholson Photo for Fake Id

The first rule for making a fake ID is “don’t use an internationally-famous movie star’s photo.” But apparently one Brazilian man didn't get that memo

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Arrested When He Returns to Get Cab Fare

When planning a bank robbery and your scheme includes making your getaway in a cab, make sure you have some cash on hand to pay for the cab fare.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Is This Florida Man the Worst Armed Robber Ever?

The worst armed robber in the world might just be Cedrick Mitchell of Bradenton, Florida. Mitchell barged into a hotel room Thursday of last week demanding that the occupants give him some pills. When they declined, he pulled a gun and told them to hand over "everything you got."

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Target employee stages accident but Forgets about the Security Cameras

Last June, a 28-year-old Target employee in New Jersey tried to pull a workerman's comp scam that could get her 10 years in prison. Victoria Colon of Union City, New Jersey decided she’d had enough of being a workin stiff and would much rather live off the back of taxpayers, so she rigged a shelf in a storeroom to drop a bunch of boxes on her.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Women Start Fight After No One Wants to Pay Them to Flash Their Breasts

Last week 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic of St. James City, Florida, were drinking at a bar, and as happens when one over-indulges, they ran out of money. But they wanted to keep drinking, so they started walking around the bar offering to flash the girls for beer money.

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Portland P.D
Portland P.D
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Naked Woman Bound and Gagged was ‘Valentine’s Day Role Playing’

Police in Portland, Oregon responded to a call Tuesday night about a naked woman bound and gagged in the back-seat of a car. Nikolas Harbar told officers he and his girlfriend - Stephanie Morgan Pelzner - were "doing some Valentine's Day role-playing.”

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Martin County Sheriff's Dept
Martin County Sheriff's Dept
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Refuses Sobriety Test, Claims Breasts Too Big

A Florida woman who was pulled over on suspicion of driving while intoxicated told officers she couldn’t perform a field sobriety test because her breasts were too big.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Toothless Robber Hit up Bank for Denture Money [PHOTOS]

A woman who robbed a bank in Waynesburg, Pennsylvania last month, and was described by employees as ‘toothless’ has been arrested after a few weeks on the run. I guess you could say they were robbed at GUM-point!

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Cook County Sheriff
Cook County Sheriff
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man found asleep in SUV, relieves himself on Police Station floor, plays Air-piano

A Chicago man, arrested after cops found him passed out in his SUV surrounded by empty beer cans, treated Cook County's finest to an air piano session after first doing his business on the jail room floor

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Mike’s the Stupid News – School Crossing Sign Outside School Misspelled [PHOTO]

These never get old. Outside of Marta Valle High School in Manhattan, city workers recently painted a school crossing warning for motorists.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Arrested For Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

31 year old Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles took begging to a new low last week allegedly offering to trade sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Yes, they’re that good!

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Arrested after Calling 911 to Claim Cab Driver Kidnapped Him

Paul Coombs of Florida was recently arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to claim he'd been kidnapped by his cab driver. The driver told cops that Coombs was rambling incoherently and smelled strongly of urine, so he drove him back to the cab depot where he was picked up.

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