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Portland P.D
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Naked Woman Bound and Gagged was ‘Valentine’s Day Role Playing’

Police in Portland, Oregon responded to a call Tuesday night about a naked woman bound and gagged in the back-seat of a car. Nikolas Harbar told officers he and his girlfriend - Stephanie Morgan Pelzner - were "doing some Valentine's Day role-playing.”

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Martin County Sheriff's Dept
Martin County Sheriff's Dept
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Refuses Sobriety Test, Claims Breasts Too Big

A Florida woman who was pulled over on suspicion of driving while intoxicated told officers she couldn’t perform a field sobriety test because her breasts were too big.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Toothless Robber Hit up Bank for Denture Money [PHOTOS]

A woman who robbed a bank in Waynesburg, Pennsylvania last month, and was described by employees as ‘toothless’ has been arrested after a few weeks on the run. I guess you could say they were robbed at GUM-point!

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Cook County Sheriff
Cook County Sheriff
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man found asleep in SUV, relieves himself on Police Station floor, plays Air-piano

A Chicago man, arrested after cops found him passed out in his SUV surrounded by empty beer cans, treated Cook County's finest to an air piano session after first doing his business on the jail room floor

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via New York Post
via New York Post
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Mike’s the Stupid News – School Crossing Sign Outside School Misspelled [PHOTO]

These never get old. Outside of Marta Valle High School in Manhattan, city workers recently painted a school crossing warning for motorists.

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Chris Hondros/Getty Images
Chris Hondros/Getty Images
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Arrested For Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

31 year old Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles took begging to a new low last week allegedly offering to trade sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Yes, they’re that good!

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St. Lucie County Sheriffs Dept
St. Lucie County Sheriffs Dept
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Arrested after Calling 911 to Claim Cab Driver Kidnapped Him

Paul Coombs of Florida was recently arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to claim he'd been kidnapped by his cab driver. The driver told cops that Coombs was rambling incoherently and smelled strongly of urine, so he drove him back to the cab depot where he was picked up.

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via Smoking Gun
via Smoking Gun
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Calls Cops to Complain Dealer Sold Her Sugar Instead of Crack

Suzanne Basham of Missouri is facing drug charges after calling police to complain she'd paid 40 bucks for some crack cocaine but was sold a bag of sugar instead. On a personal note, I’d be upset too. I know I hate it when I buy sugar and it turns out to be CRACK.

According to the arrest affidavit, Basham called 911, offered up the address of the guys who allegedly tried to give her a sugar high, and asked the 911 operator to send cops over and arrest her dealer for theft.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – 62-Year-Old Woman Attacks Husband with Hammer over Judge Judy

HAMMER TIME: A 62-year old woman in Florida was arrested after she hit her husband in the head with a hammer while the pair was watching the "Judge Judy" show.  Janet Ann Knowles, shown here on the left, apparently became upset with something the judge had said during the show.

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WTSP/Tampa
WTSP/Tampa
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Mike’s the Stupid News – Virgin Mary turns up at a Restaurant Called Hamburger Mary’s [PHOTO]

Behold! Another random sighting of the Virgin Mary has occurred. The latest appearance is on a wall at a restaurant in Tampa, appropriately named Hamburger Mary's.

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Stylist.co.uk
Stylist.co.uk
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Mike’s the Stupid News – French Clothing Line Fails to Notice Naked Man in Background of Online Kids’ Beach Photo

This is why your teacher always told you to check your work. La Redoute, an upscale clothing line in France, recently posted a photo on their online catalog featuring four little kids in their clothing line having a good ole time on a beach

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Tried to Get Out of Shoplifting Arrest by Claiming She Was Rudy from ‘The Cosby Show’

After Leah Efay Davis got caught shoplifting four purses and four pajamas from a JC Penney in Provo, Utah, she tried to convince the cop she should get a free pass because she played Rudy Huxtable on "The Cosby Show".

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