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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Excuse for Running around Naked? It’s ‘Opposite Day’!

Indianapolis P.D got a call late Tuesday afternoon that a naked man was walking down the street. Sure enough, when cops arrived on the scene, they found 19-year-old Leonard Fodera naked as a jay bird, as they say.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Sombrero, Boxing Glove-Clad Drunk’s Awesome Mug Shot

An intoxicated San Diego man proved he was more chump than champ after leaping onto the hood of a police car. As a Sacramento cop sat in his patrol car, Jesse James Thomas walked up and leaped onto the hood of his parked cruiser wearing a sombrero and a single boxing glove.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Pageant Contestant Banned Because She Used to Be a Man, Baby! [PHOTOS]

A Canadian model named Jenna Talackova has been banned from competing for Miss Universe Canada because she was born a man.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Who Stole Judges’ Nameplate Arrested after Posting Photo on Facebook

It's never a good idea to steal a judge's nameplate. It's even a worse idea to then post a picture of yourself holding it on your girlfriend's Facebook page. Just ask Floridian Steven Mulhall.

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Mike’s the Stupid New: Man intentionally throws up on Cop during Arrest

A man Florida had the right to remain silent, but he spewed anyway. Literally! Corey Trabucco was loitering on a street corner trying to arrange a drug deal over his cell phone when a nearby officer overheard, subsequently searched him, and found more than 20 illicit painkillers.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Pocket-dial leads to Men’s Arrest

Two Kansas men are sitting in prison after accidentally pocket-dialing 911 during a drug deal. Jesus Suarez and Jesus Santos were putting the finishing touches on a crack cocaine sale when one of their cell phones pocket dialed the emergency number.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Brazilian Man Arrested for Using Jack Nicholson Photo for Fake Id

The first rule for making a fake ID is “don’t use an internationally-famous movie star’s photo.” But apparently one Brazilian man didn't get that memo

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Arrested When He Returns to Get Cab Fare

When planning a bank robbery and your scheme includes making your getaway in a cab, make sure you have some cash on hand to pay for the cab fare.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Is This Florida Man the Worst Armed Robber Ever?

The worst armed robber in the world might just be Cedrick Mitchell of Bradenton, Florida. Mitchell barged into a hotel room Thursday of last week demanding that the occupants give him some pills. When they declined, he pulled a gun and told them to hand over "everything you got."

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Son Rats Out Mom for Boinking His Buddy

34-year-old Terri Mezzatesta is in trouble with the law for doing the mattress mambo with her 14 year-old son’s best friend. The twist here is that HER SON is the one who busted her out to school officials.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Target employee stages accident but Forgets about the Security Cameras

Last June, a 28-year-old Target employee in New Jersey tried to pull a workerman's comp scam that could get her 10 years in prison. Victoria Colon of Union City, New Jersey decided she’d had enough of being a workin stiff and would much rather live off the back of taxpayers, so she rigged a shelf in a storeroom to drop a bunch of boxes on her.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Women Start Fight After No One Wants to Pay Them to Flash Their Breasts

Last week 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic of St. James City, Florida, were drinking at a bar, and as happens when one over-indulges, they ran out of money. But they wanted to keep drinking, so they started walking around the bar offering to flash the girls for beer money.

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