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Teaneck Police Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Pulls Gun After Neighbor Farts

72-year-old Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey has been feuding with a neighbor in his apartment complex for a while now. Well, things between them reached their breaking point Monday night after Daniel says he heard the other man walk in front of his apartment door and in his .

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bomb Joke Gets Texas Woman Arrested

A Houston, Texas woman was arrested for jokingly asking a friend to send in a phony bomb threat to get the trial adjourned for the day.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Stabs Husband over ‘Cosmo’ Quiz

Guys, here is a great reason not to let your woman talk you into taking one of those relationship quizzes in "Cosmopolitan": if she doesn’t like how you answer, she may try to kill you!

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MSNBC
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Mike’s the Stupid News: After 115 Years of Marriage, Tortoises Getting Divorced

BiBi and Poldi are two giant turtles living at a zoo in Austria who have been "married" for 115 years. But now, zoo officials say, they're getting a divorce.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted Driving Drunk in Wheelchair [VIDEO]

A Detroit area man was too wasted to get behind the wheel of his car, but still managed to rack up a DUI charge. How, you ask? By getting busted driving a stolen wheelchair!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Two Guys Try to Tunnel Out of Prison But Give up After One Day

Two 18-year-old cellmates in England recently decided to try to escape from prison by tunneling out "Shawshank Redemption" style, but gave up after 24 hours ... then tried to rat each other out.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested for DUI with Zebra and Parrot In Front Seat

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar. It sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it actually happened Sunday night in Cascade, Iowa.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested after Attempting to Pick up His Lost Drugs at Police Station

31-year-old Joseph Moody of Mount Oliver, Pennsylvania got some good news and some bad news after he left his bag of marijuana and mushrooms behind at a grocery store.

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Google Street View
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Underage Drinkers Pretending to be Cooks Busted When They Couldn’t Turn on the Grill

Police in Carmel, Indiana recently raided the Double Apple Lounge bar and restaurant  after repeated reports it was serving minors.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Zookeeper Saves a Baby Monkey’s Life by Licking Its Butt

Earlier this month, a rare baby monkey at a zoo in China swallowed a whole peanut, which blocked his digestive system and put his life in danger.

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Justin Sullivan, Getty Images
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Dumb Criminal Busted by Facebook

Seriously, if you're a criminal, it's probably best to keep your Facebook presence to an absolute minimum -- and most especially when committing a crime.

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Ft. Wayne Police Department
Ft. Wayne Police Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Children Strapped to Hood of a Car

Last week, two Florida grandparents were accused of using their SUV to tow their granddaughter down the street in her toy car after they had a few drinks. This week, an Indiana man and his girlfriend were pulled over by state troopers and cited for drinking and driving with four kids ... ON the car.

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