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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Barricades Himself in Hotel Room – Demands Pizza and Paris Hilton

An Oregon man is facing an array of felony charges after barricading himself in a North Carolina hotel room and threatening to shoot police. Cops were called to a Hampton Inn after 61-year-old Frederick Denney began causing a loud disturbance.

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Adam Kuban, Flickr
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Cops Catch Thief by Following Trail of Potato Chips

You can add 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles of Washington, Pennsylvania to the list of not-so-bright criminals getting Internet notoriety. Here’s what he did to earn that honor

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Hold Up Ends When Robber’s Mom Drags Him Out of Store [VIDEO]

Tuesday morning, 22-year-old Roy Mitchell of Flowood, Mississippi was out with his mom and pulled into a convenience store in Brandon, Mississippi.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: College Student Fakes Kidnapping to Get Out of Finals

Back in the day, “the dog ate my homework” was a kid’s go-to excuse. But kids today don’t think on such simple levels. Take 22-year-old Susan Paola Fadel Correia, for example,  a college student in Brazil.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Pulls Gun After Neighbor Farts

72-year-old Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey has been feuding with a neighbor in his apartment complex for a while now. Well, things between them reached their breaking point Monday night after Daniel says he heard the other man walk in front of his apartment door and in his .

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bomb Joke Gets Texas Woman Arrested

A Houston, Texas woman was arrested for jokingly asking a friend to send in a phony bomb threat to get the trial adjourned for the day.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Stabs Husband over ‘Cosmo’ Quiz

Guys, here is a great reason not to let your woman talk you into taking one of those relationship quizzes in "Cosmopolitan": if she doesn’t like how you answer, she may try to kill you!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: After 115 Years of Marriage, Tortoises Getting Divorced

BiBi and Poldi are two giant turtles living at a zoo in Austria who have been "married" for 115 years. But now, zoo officials say, they're getting a divorce.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted Driving Drunk in Wheelchair [VIDEO]

A Detroit area man was too wasted to get behind the wheel of his car, but still managed to rack up a DUI charge. How, you ask? By getting busted driving a stolen wheelchair!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Two Guys Try to Tunnel Out of Prison But Give up After One Day

Two 18-year-old cellmates in England recently decided to try to escape from prison by tunneling out "Shawshank Redemption" style, but gave up after 24 hours ... then tried to rat each other out.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested for DUI with Zebra and Parrot In Front Seat

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar. It sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it actually happened Sunday night in Cascade, Iowa.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested after Attempting to Pick up His Lost Drugs at Police Station

31-year-old Joseph Moody of Mount Oliver, Pennsylvania got some good news and some bad news after he left his bag of marijuana and mushrooms behind at a grocery store.

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