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Mike's the Stupid News – Teen Busted after Taunting Cops on Facebook

mike — Thu, 23 May 2013 15:12:34 +0000

A British teen who violated his probation was caught after taunting the police on Facebook. Nineteen year-old Sam Greenwood was arrested in January for a traffic violation, and after he skipped out on his probation the cops posted his mug shot on their Facebook page in an attempt to get social media to help track [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Man Butt-dials 911 While Committing Robbery, Still on the Line When Arrested

mike — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:13:19 +0000

Two guys in Fresno, California just got arrested after they broke into a car and one of them inadvertently butt-dialed 9-1-1 — while they were doing it! Twenty year olds Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart,were overheard by the 9-1-1 operator talking about wanting to smoke weed, and discussing breaking into a car. Shortly after, the [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Woman Caught Stealing after She Accidentally Traps Herself in Her Car

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:17:53 +0000

Police in Michigan busted a woman for breaking and entering after she accidentally locked herself in her own car. The 42-year-old woman from Curtis, Michigan broke into a small family owned Inn in Portage Township, Michigan on Monday and began loading up her car with food, dishes, silverware, and other kitchen supplies. By the time [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Man Arrested For Trying to Hook up with Hooker While on His Honeymoon

mike — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:48:45 +0000

I'm not optimistic about this marriage. 21-year-old Mohammed Ahmed of Lincolnwood, Illinois and his new bride were in Orlando last week on their honeymoon. At some point, Mohammed told her he was going out for a bit and left her at the hotel. The newlywed then went off to meet up with a hooker he'd hired on some shady website.

Mike's the Stupid News – Woman Stabs Boyfriend after He Farts in Her Face

mike — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:18:18 +0000

A Florida woman was arrested for attacking her boyfriend with a knife, but she claimed he was the first to use a deadly weapon — by deliberately passing gas in her face! Deborah Ann Burns of Immokalee, Florida, cut the man on the arm and abdomen after she says he cut the cheese when walking [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Woman Celebrates Getting Her License Back after a DUI by Getting another DUI

mike — Mon, 06 May 2013 15:20:42 +0000

Thursday was a big day for 58-year-old Erin James of Brookfield, Illinois. Erin got her license back after a DUI conviction last year! So to celebrate getting her driving privileges back, she went and got her drink on. You can see where this is going, right? If you guessed she was pulled over and arrested [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Watch Fuel Theft Go Comically Wrong

mike — Fri, 03 May 2013 15:41:39 +0000

An Australian couple’s plan to fill up their car with gas and then drive off without paying went horribly — but comically — wrong. Apparently when the cashier walked over to check them out, the nervous guy behind the wheel panicked and sped off while his female companion was still pumping gas. Watch the video [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Man finds Jesus in fabric softener spill

mike — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:40:20 +0000

Some people hate to do laundry, but the chore turned into a religious experience for a British man who claims an image of Jesus formed on his shirt. I know some of you are thinking the miracle here is that a man was actually doing laundry, and by ‘some of you’ I mean women! Martin [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Newspaper Runs Ad for Pressure Cookers Next to Boston Marathon Bombing Story

mike — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:36:46 +0000

Talk about an epic fail! The “Minneapolis Star Tribune” ran a Macy’s ad for pressure cookers yesterday on the same page as their coverage of the Boston Marathon bombings. Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! In case you haven’t been keeping up with the coverage, a pressure cooker was used to make at least one of the [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Farmington, New Mexico Man Trades McDonald's Food for Sex

mike — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:04:59 +0000

A New Mexico man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. Wait, isn’t that called ‘dating’?! Anyway, 58-year-old Donald Jones of Farmington, New Mexico picked up a … ahem … “escort” in Albuquerque and offered to take her to Mickey D’s in exchange for some lovin’. Now [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Woman Chokes Out Boyfriend For Singing 'Thrift Shop' – You Would Have Done the Same

mike — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:23:27 +0000

A 33-year-old Colorado woman was arrested and jailed over the weekend after she admitted to pushing and choking her boyfriend. So, what set her off? He would not stop singing the song “Thrift Shop” — even after she asked him “25 times” to stop. According to the police report, Samantha Malson and her 26-year-old boyfriend [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Dogs in Pantyhose is Latest Meme Craze in China

mike — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:28:33 +0000

You know how dogs hate it when you dress them up in sweaters and Halloween costumes? Don’t kid yourself, they do. Well, they’ve got to hate this even more. The latest meme to overtake the internet in China is people posting pictures of their dogs wearing pantyhose. Like these. And these. Many users even caption [...]

#thatcher Dead Cause For Confusion…What Happened To Cher?

Patty Campos — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:58:15 +0000

If you hadn’t heard the news, former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher passed away this morning due to stroke complications. But the hashtag on Twitter caused some Cher fans to panic… No, Cher fans, the singer and actress did not die. The Twitter hashtag “#nowthatchersdead” is meant to be read as “now Thatcher’s dead”, not [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Naked El Paso Man Busted after being found Dancing In Front of Mirror

mike — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:19:43 +0000

When is gyrating your baby making parts in front of a bathroom mirror illegal? When it’s not your bathroom mirror you’re dancing naked in front of! It wasn’t even 41 year-old Hector Sanchez’s home, for that matter. According to the El Paso P.D., the owner of the home in the 900 block of North Carolina [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Easter Bunny Busted for DWH

mike — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:26:32 +0000

Easter wasn’t so happy for the Easter Bunny. Our furry friend — or at least the guy dressed in the rabbit suit — was driving down Interstate 8 in La Mesa, California over the weekend on a red motorcycle with a sidecar when he was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer for DWH [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Thief's To do List Included Finding Drugs and Doing Good Deed

mike — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:23:18 +0000

Being super focused and organized is usually a good thing. Sadly for a Massachusetts man that wasn’t the case after he was arrested part way through his very detailed to-do list. A to-do list that started with “find crystal meth.” 25-year-old Evan Dorsey of Weymouth, Massachusetts got arrested on Friday after neighbors called the cops [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Deming New Mexico Man's Sandwich Leads to Massive Fireball over Wal-Mart

mike — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:09:48 +0000

A 61-year-old New Mexico man drove through a Walmart parking lot while eating a sandwich and sparked a crazy chain of events. Robert Sheppard of Hachita, New Mexico, started choking on the sandwich he was eating and lost control of his truck, causing him to slam into an SUV and veer towards the front entrance [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: Bart Simpson on Trial in England, Mr. Burns Presiding

mike — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:57:57 +0000

There’s a 56-year-old man on trial in England for carrying a gun in an airport. His name? Barton Simpson. Bart, for short. Oh, and guess what the name of the judge presiding over the case is? Mr. Burns! For real. Video of Bart’s plea can be viewed above. More of Mike’s the Stupid News

Mike's the Stupid News: Mom Lands in Jail after Asking 911 to Scare her Kids

mike — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:21:44 +0000

A Florida mom learned a valuable lesson when she was arrested after calling 911 to demand that cops teach her toddlers some respect. Melissa Townsend dialed 911 and asked the dispatcher to send a cop over to “scare the s**t out of” her one and three-year-old children because they weren’t “listening to me and they [...]

Mike's the Stupid News: 'Fresh Prince' Theme Triggers School Lockdown

mike — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:00:25 +0000

Now this is the story all about how, this teen’s life got flipped, turned upside down. A Pittsburgh high school was put on lock-down last week after a student’s Fresh Prince of Bel-Air voice-mail message got mistaken for a threat! 19 year-old Travis Clawson had an eye appointment scheduled, and when the receptionist called to [...]