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Things To Do This Weekend in El Paso – Feast in the Middle East, Fiesta for the Missions + More

mike — Sat, 18 May 2013 04:48:56 +0000

Here’s what’s going on in and around El Paso this weekend, May 17 – May 19. Some events are free, some will cost you a few bucks. FRIDAY: Alfresco! Fridays – The 11th season of the free weekly outdoor music series continues with the R&B sounds of Sha’Vonne & the Vibe. 6 p.m. Arts Festival [...]

Mike's the Stupid News – Woman Caught Stealing after She Accidentally Traps Herself in Her Car

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:17:53 +0000

Police in Michigan busted a woman for breaking and entering after she accidentally locked herself in her own car. The 42-year-old woman from Curtis, Michigan broke into a small family owned Inn in Portage Township, Michigan on Monday and began loading up her car with food, dishes, silverware, and other kitchen supplies. By the time [...]

Hollywood Dirt – Rihanna's Very Vulgar T-shirt + Is Kim Kardashian Upset with Kanye's Plans to Tour?

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:05:21 +0000

KIM KARDASHIAN UPSET OVER KANYE GAY RUMORS, HIS PLANS TO TOUR: With her baby due soon, KIM KARDASHIAN should be the happiest person in the world, but apparently that’s not the case. According to Radaronline, Kim is furious because baby daddy KANYE WEST has already planned to go on an international tour not long after [...]

Two Fort Bliss Soldiers Killed In Afghanistan

Tricia — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:49:29 +0000

Fort Bliss is reeling from the announcement of the loss of two more soldiers in Afghanistan. Please keep them and the troops who are deployed in your prayers. Our news partners at KVIA are reporting that 24 year old Specialist Mitchell Kirk Daehling, and 24 year old Specialist William Joseph Gilbert were killed in an [...]

Mike's Video Vault – Adorable Quadruplets Think Dad is Hilarious

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:38:11 +0000

Every dad has his own bag of tricks on how to make their baby laugh. This dad’s go-to is being loud and silly, and his quadruplets just love it!

Journey With Steve Perry Is Coming To El Paso

Tricia — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:05:27 +0000

And just like all things that are too good to be true, this one has a catch… Mike and I were talking this morning about what we would do if we won the more than half a beeeeeelion dollar Powerball Lottery drawing this Saturday. I said I would throw a free concert with the original [...]

Chico's Tacos Stays In Central El Paso – For Now

Tricia — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:29:58 +0000

A central El Paso neighborhood gets to keep it’s Chicos Tacos, for now, at least. The El Paso City Plan Commission said ‘no’ yesterday to Walmart’s request to rezone the site where Chico’s sits at Montana and Chelsea so the company can build its seventh El Paso Neighborhood Market. El Paso City Council will now [...]

El Paso Area High School Graduation Dates & Times

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 05:28:39 +0000

The annual rite of spring is upon us. Here’s the 2013 graduation schedule for all El Paso area high schools: Socorro ISD: Friday, May 31, 2013 Americas High School 3 p.m. Don Haskins Center El Dorado High School 7 p.m. Don Haskins Center Saturday, June 1, 2013 Montwood High School 10 a.m. Don Haskins Center [...]

UTEP to Graduate 2,600 This Saturday

mike — Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:06 +0000

Some call it commencement, some call it graduation. Others call it a miracle. However you refer to it, Saturday will be a time of great ceremony, pageantry, and rejoicing as more than 2,600 proud UTEP students in cap and gown will walk across the stage at the Don Haskins Center on Saturday to receive their [...]

Pat Robertson Tells Wife Of Cheating Husband 'Focus On The Good Stuff'

Tricia — Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:06 +0000

Pat Robertson, conservative religious dude, was asked by a wife whose husband had cheated on her, how to forgive him so they could move forward in their lives and marriage. I don’t know how he did it, but Pat managed to answer her question even though he lives in the Dark Ages. Pat tells this [...]

Hollywood Dirt – Miley's Makeup Disaster, Wendy Williams' Harsh Prediction for Kim Kardashian + More

mike — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:17:27 +0000

WENDY WILLIAMS’ HARSH PREDICTION FOR KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST: WENDY WILLIAMS was on the Bravo Network’s “Watch What Happens Live” the other night, and a viewer asked her what kind of mom she thinks KIM KARDASHIAN will be. Wendy’s reply? “A SINGLE mom.” She added that she expects Kim and KANYE to break up [...]

El Paso Museum Of Art To Show 'Iron Man' For 3 Bucks

Tricia — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:11:13 +0000

How would you like to see ‘Iron Man’ starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow for 3 bucks? The El Paso Museum of Art has movies every Saturday afternoon with their World Cinema Series. This Saturday in the El Paso Energy Auditorium, they’re showing ‘Iron Man’ at 2 p.m. You know the story - (cue [...]

Great Moments in Broadcasting – Someone on ESPN Unleashed a Monster Fart

mike — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:05:32 +0000

Someone on ESPN’s “First Take” was having some serious digestive issues yesterday. Okay, to be fair, I don’t know for sure that it was actually an air biscuit or if someone was goofing around in the studio and made it seem like one of them cut the cheese, but it’s interesting to note that at [...]

El Paso Diablos' Season Starts Tonight with $1 Beer Night – Fireworks Friday, Quartermania and Kid's Day to Follow

mike — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:22:17 +0000

The El Paso Diablos officially open their 2013 season at Cohen Stadium tonight. The seven game home stand includes games against the Amarillo Sox tonight through Sunday and Fargo-Moorhead Monday through Wednesday. Many of the fan favorite promotions are back as well beginning wit $1 Beer Thursday and College Night tonight. That will be followed [...]

Northeast El Paso Skatepark To Expand And Improve

Tricia — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:38:37 +0000

If you voted 'yes' in the Quality of Life bond elections last year, you're about to start seeing that money being put to good use. The Northeast Regional Park is going to get bigger and better, and when the project is completed, it will be music to skateboarders ears!

Hollywood Dirt – Listen to Gwyneth Paltrow Get Raunchy on Charity Date + Charlie Sheen Claims Brooke Mueller Wants Cash not Kids and More

mike — Wed, 15 May 2013 16:18:48 +0000

LISTEN TO A DRUNK GWYNETH PALTROW TALK ABOUT GOING BARE DOWN THERE: GWYNETH PALTROW had dinner a few days ago with a couple of Australian DJs who paid 30 grand to a charity for the honor, and was anything but the snooty, pretentious and holier-than-thou celeb she's reputed to be.

Mike's the Stupid News – Man Arrested For Trying to Hook up with Hooker While on His Honeymoon

mike — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:48:45 +0000

I'm not optimistic about this marriage. 21-year-old Mohammed Ahmed of Lincolnwood, Illinois and his new bride were in Orlando last week on their honeymoon. At some point, Mohammed told her he was going out for a bit and left her at the hotel. The newlywed then went off to meet up with a hooker he'd hired on some shady website.

Civilian Employees At Fort Bliss Face Furlough Days

Tricia — Wed, 15 May 2013 11:44:36 +0000

There’s good news and bad news for civilian workers at Fort Bliss and throughout the Department of Defense. Civilian workers were facing a 22 furlough days when sequestration, or automatic budget cuts, kicked in on March 1st, but yesterday Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel without pay. That move will affect up to 800 thousand civilian employees of [...]

Celebrate Armed Forces Day This Weekend At Fort Bliss

Tricia — Wed, 15 May 2013 00:18:06 +0000

Armed Forces Day is Saturday, May 18th, and Fort Bliss is opening the base to everyone for a day fun at the Fort! Activities kick off at 7 a.m. with the Third Annual Armed Forces Day Triathlon which includes a 400-meter swim, a 15-mile bike route and a 5-kilometer run. All active-duty military, family members, [...]

Hollywood Dirt – Angelina Jolie Reveals Double Mastectomy + Do Photos Prove Beyonce Pregnant Again?

mike — Tue, 14 May 2013 15:26:25 +0000

ANGELINA JOLIE REVEALS DOUBLE MASTECTOMY: ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both breasts removed after her doctor told her she had a high risk of breast cancer. In a piece in this morning’s “New York Times”, Angelina says she was informed she tested positive for the so-called “breast cancer genes” and that her doctors [...]