16-Pound, Two-Foot Long Baby Born – Biggest in Texas History !!! [PHOTO/AUDIO]

BIG BABY: Janet Johnson of Longview, Texas has given birth to the biggest baby in Texas history. Tell me how painful this sounds: two feet tall and sixteen pounds. Ouch! Someone get this woman a shot of Tequila and an ice pack, stat!!!

JaMichael Brown is currently under observation because of potential health problems for babies that big, but otherwise, he's a healthy baby. And, yes ladies, he was delivered via C-section. (--Baby pictures via Longveiw TV station KYTX here and here.)

LISTEN: Mike and Tricia Listeners Weigh In (Pun Intended) On the Biggest Baby They Pushed Out ...