Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Third El Paso School District Confesses to Dishonest Practices
According to reports, a third El Paso school district has confessed to cheating on student progress testing as a means for meeting federal accountability measures. Officials from the San Elizario Independent School District say they recently discovered that numerous students’ credits were bein…
“Whites Only” Meth Operation Busted In Texas
All forms of racial segregation may have been deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court nearly 50 years ago, but apparently, the Texas drug community did not receive that memo.
Texas Troopers Taser Man Wearing Statue of Liberty Costume
For most people, the Statue of Liberty is an iconic symbol of American freedom, but in Texas, parading around dressed like Lady Liberty could get you Tased by local law enforcement.
New Study Finds Fort Bliss Contributes $6 Billion to El Paso Economy
Officials in west Texas will rally in Washington this week in an attempt to get both the Pentagon and members of Congress to save Fort Bliss from incurring pending federal budget cuts that, if passed, could ultimately threaten the stability of the local economy...
The United States Wants to Ban Boozehounds From UN Budget Meetings
Drunken diplomats could soon be banned from attending United Nations budget negotiation meetings. That’s because earlier this week, the United States put forth a proposal asking the committee to consider prohibiting lushes and boozehounds from disrupting negotiations held by the budget assembl…
Scientists Say Life Is Possible on Jupiter’s Europa Moon
Scientists believe that the key to discovering extraterrestrial life could lie deep in the festering, underground oceans of Jupiter’s ice-covered moon Europa. New research suggests that if the salt water ocean beneath the surface of the frigid moon ever makes it's way to the surface, crea…
Texas Woman Arrested for Disciplining Her Kid With a Taser
We’ve all bared witness to our fair share of rotten-mannered kids that probably deserved one-or-two swift kicks in the pants for conducting themselves like dysfunctional, junkyard dogs. Yet, one Texas mother may have gotten a bit “tazy” when it came to disciplining her teenage son.
Texas Troopers Increase Patrols During Spring Break
Regardless if you intend to make a mad dash for the Mexican border to spend your spring break sucking down wild variations of tequila while going broke at the cocks fight, or just simply hang out at the local tavern getting hammered with a few friends – your designated driver better have had l…
Texas Lawmakers Want to Tax Sugary Beverages
Texas lawmakers recently introduced a new bill that, if passed, would instill a penny-per-ounce tax on sodas and other sugary beverages in an effort to raise more money for public education and state health services.
Dinosaur Footprints Excavated From NASA’s Backyard
The coolest thing we've ever found behind the house was a cigar box with our dad's stash in it, so this NASA find is pretty exciting.
Man Gets Stinking Rich From Stinking, Awful Whale Poop
It is hard enough to fathom, much less accept as truth, that some of the most expensive and luxurious fragrances in the world are produced using giant wads of sea dung, but it's true.
New Beer Flavor Wheel for Real Beer Drinkers
For centuries, everyone from physicians to brewers have used flavor wheels as a means of breaking down the many varieties of aromas and flavors of a particular substance or beverage. A new book includes a consumer-friendly version of a flavor wheel just for beer drinkers.