Jessica Sager
Adorable Andy Samberg + Equally Adorable Joanna Newsom Are Adorably Engaged
Unless you stumble upon a post somewhere about koalas and pandas holding hands and clutching a basket of kittens, puppies and baby ducks, Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom's engagement is probably the cutest thing you'll read about all day.
Lindsay Lohan Wants $500K to Shill an Energy Drink in Dubai + May Not Be Boning That DJ
While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.
Mindy McCready’s Ex Billy McKnight Admits Suicide ‘Didn’t Come as a Major Shock’ [VIDEO]
Though Mindy McCready's suicide was tragic, those close to her insist it wasn't entirely surprising -- which makes it all the more heartbreaking.
When He’s Not Polishing His Grammys, Patrick Carney of the Black Keys Trolls Justin Bieber Fans
Instead of moving along and remembering that tweens have really, really short attention spans, the Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney struck back at Beliebers who got pissed when he said Justin Bieber didn't deserve any Grammys.
And it's kind of simultaneously hilarious and pathetic.
Fashion Designers Think Kim Kardashian Is Too Trashy to Wear Their Clothes [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Kim Kardashian recently posed for an ELLE magazine shoot because it's not like she has anything better to do, and it wasn't easy for anyone involved.
Not because Kim wasn't a consummate professional (her love affair with cameras is well-documented) -- it's because no fashion houses wanted to lend the mag clothes for Kim to model. What, the Kardashian Kollection wouldn't have sufficed?
Jennifer Lopez Uses Her Endless Fierceness to Save Adele From a Grammy Crashing Creep [VIDEO]
Jennifer Lopez may have a rep as demanding, high maintenance and one hell of a diva, but it came in handy at the 2013 Grammys.
With a mere flick of her thumb -- which possesses more power than most of our entire bodies -- J to the L-O got a Grammy crasher to get the H-E-L-L out and prevented him from interrupting Adele's acceptance speech.
Charlie Sheen Responds to Christopher Dorner’s Celebrity-Filled Facebook Manifesto [VIDEO]
Former LAPD officer and suspected murderer of five Christopher Dorner is still at large, but the celebrities he idolized in his manifesto are doing their best to bring him to justice.
Charlie Sheen is the latest to record a message for Dorner begging him to end his spree and turn himself in to authorities.
Miley Cyrus Calls Out Perez Hilton for Spreading Cheating Rumors
Most people who know better already dislike Perez Hilton -- he's pretty much a professional troll grasping to the last remnants of relevance -- but Miley Cyrus went in on the self-proclaimed "queen of all media" anyway, and with good reason.
Diddy Gets New York Magazine Logo Inked on His Arm [Pic]
Diddy showed how proud he is of his roots with a new tattoo on his forearm. The Bad Boy exec and rapper inked the New York magazine logo on himself -- and earned pretty high praise from the publication.
Selena Gomez Drives Off With Fans at LAX [Video]
Selena Gomez is a sweetheart not only to Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette, but also to her fans. The 'Love You Like a Love Song' singer "abducted" a bunch of her fans at LAX and let them hitch a ride with her through the terminals!
Tiger Woods Lets Lindsey Vonn Use His Private Jet Even Though They’re Totally Not Dating
Even though they're not a couple, Tiger Woods is a friend with huge benefits for Lindsey Vonn.
No, get your head out of the gutter. We mean use of his private jet.
Alleged Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Leaves Behind Blogs for a Ton of Scared Celebs [VIDEO]
For as insane and villainous as alleged murderer Christopher Dorner may be, he has pretty fair taste in celebs. The former LAPD officer left rambling rants to various entertainment personalities on his blog shortly before the California-wide manhunt for him began.