Jessica Sager
Roger Ebert Is Again Battling Cancer
If we could grant two huge "thumbs down" to this news, we would: We're saddened to report that Roger Ebert is facing yet another battle with cancer.
Lindsay Lohan Takes a Pregnant Pause in Brazil While Her Legal Team Sorts Out Her Rehab Sitch
Lindsay Lohan is continuing the South American jaunt of her Hot Mess Tour, much to the chagrin of everyone who has to deal with her -- including her lawyers, her management and everyone else with enough brain cells to realize that partying probably isn't the best idea for her right now.
Or ever.
Justin Bieber Got TMZ Good for April Fool’s Day
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Donald Trump Is Over That Whole Bill Maher Calling Him an Orangutan Offspring Thing
Donald Trump is dropping his latest frivolous, attention-starved lawsuit against Bill Maher.
Metallica’s Manager Wants to Spank Justin Bieber
Though it's unclear why a metal and rock manager cares so deeply about Justin Bieber, Peter Mensch, the handler for acts like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wants to spank him.
Is that how he keeps his own bands in line? Because we can't really see Anthony Kiedis going for that.
Freddie Mercury Dressed Princess Di in Drag and Then Took Her to a Gay Bar Because Amazing
In case you needed a few more reasons to love both fallen Queen frontman Freddie Mercury and the late, lovely Princess Diana, know this: Mercury once got her to dress in drag so they could go to a gay bar together.
Beyonce + Blue Ivy Will Continue to Be Flawless and Adorable on Her Upcoming Tour [PHOTO]
Beyonce is continuing her reign as Queen Bey on her upcoming Mrs. Carter Show world tour, and she's having some special company with her for the jaunt: lil' Miss Blue Ivy Carter.
Of Course Willie Nelson Has the Most Awesome Argument Ever in Support of Marriage Equality
Willie Nelson, like anyone else who essentially isn't a bigot, thinks gay marriage should be legal. And his reasoning for it -- aside from the obvious Equal Protection stuff -- is perfect:
"Gay people should be just as miserable as the rest of us."
Bruno Mars’ Demands While on Tour Are Adorably Simple [VIDEO]
Bruno Mars and Terrence Howard have something in common.
Anderson Cooper Meets Grumpy Cat And It’s as Amazing as It Sounds [PHOTO, VIDEO]
If you've ever wanted to make sounds at a pitch high enough to shatter every window in your apartment, rejoice! Video is up of Anderson Cooper snuggling with the face that launched a thousand memes: Grumpy Cat.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian’s Baby Might Have a Really Unfortunate Name Not Starting With ‘K’
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have even egos bigger than the latter's derriere, but that doesn't mean they don't have senses of humor about themselves.
Case in point? The rumored name of their Kimye spawn ... which we're hoping to God (more on that in a second) is a joke.
Lil Wayne Out of the Hospital, But Not Out of Hot Water Just Yet
Lil Wayne was released from the hospital late last night (March 18) following a severe bout of seizures brought on by way too much of Grandpa's old cough medicine -- Grandpa's old prescription cough medicine. The kind with codeine.