Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Watermelon Experiment Ends With Pure Kitchen Destruction
Now that we've finally figured out how to make seedless watermelons, the fruit should no longer be involved in any type of study.
Chris Christie Is the Nervous Looking Star of Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday Speech
Well, it's finally happened -- someone has managed to upstage Donald Trump.
Very Tired Dog Makes History Giving Birth to 17 Puppies
This pooch didn't give birth to a litter. She gave birth to the number of students in a kindergarten class.
See Napping Dog Petrified of Loud Fart Because Gas Is Funny
Sometimes, you just got let sleeping dogs lie.
See Dog Miraculously Rescued From 14-Foot Sinkhole
A golden retriever that spent two harrowing nights in a sinkhole has emerged safe and sound.
Baby Elephant Runs Roughshod in Human Home
Moyo the elephant thinks it's Moyo the tiny house cat.
Son Throws Eggs at Mom for a Whole Year in the Most Yolk-Filled Joke Ever
The internet. The land where you never really know what will catch on.
Baby Is Totally Baffled When Meeting Dad’s Twin Brother
Babies look to their parents for comfort, even when they're not so sure who their parents may be.
Stunned Steve Harvey Can’t Deal With Terrible ‘Family Feud’ Contestant
This is the mother of all game show clips.
January 2016 News Bloopers Start the Year Off With Hilariousness
It may be 2016, but one thing does will not change with the times: news bloopers are still going to happen.
Science Finally Reveals If the ‘5-Second Rule’ Is Real
Slobs of the world, pay attention.
Disappointing Research Reveals All Those Selfies You’re Taking May Destroy Your Love Life
In what may be the worst development that could possibly happen in our technology-driven and vanity-filled world, researchers have found out that taking selfies can harm your romantic relationships.