Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Impatient Crayola Has Unveiled the Color Crayon It’s Retiring
The world is a little less colorful today.
Monopoly’s New Pieces Include T-Rex and Rubber Ducky
Out with the old, in with the new.
This Woman’s Hair Is 90 Freakin’ Inches Long
You think it takes you long to do your hair? Puh-leeze.
These Hideous Mom Jeans With Plastic Knees Have Some Serious Explaining To Do
Mom jeans are getting the update they probably didn't need.
What Team Will Tony Romo Play For in 2017? [POLL]
Tony Romo will look very different in whatever uniform he slips on next season.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Cocky Basketball Player Gets a Technical…For Dribbling?
It sounds silly, right? A basketball player gets T'd up for dribbling the ball.
Texas among Best States to Be Single in 2017
You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.
2-Ton Target Ball Rolls Away, Hits Unsuspecting Car
Target has everything. Except maybe an answer for this.
‘Throw Shade,’ ‘Binge-Watch’ Among Merriam-Webster’s 1,000 New Words
The events of the last 12 months have left many of us without words. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster is here to help.
106-Year-Old Woman Gets Engaged, Love Never Dies
This couple will stay together 'til death do them part.
Average Wedding Cost Is Soooo High You Should Stay Single Forever
It's the Out-Rageous wedding.