Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Seth MacFarlane Is Trying Hard to Convince Us the Oscars Will Be Worth Watching [VIDEOS]
In the Academy's continuing quest to lure the young'uns advertisers so covet, four more short clips featuring Oscar host Seth MacFarlane have been released in anticipation of the February awards ceremony.
Lady Gaga + the Osbourne Ladies Are Fighting to the Death in an Internet Battle Royale
After Lady Gaga penned an open letter to Kelly Osbourne that essentially told her to stop being such a bitch (we're paraphrasing here), Sharon Osbourne jumped in to defend her daughter. As a result, insults are being hurled and fans on both sides are involved in heated slapfights.
In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.
Tina Fey Hopes Someone Has a Nip Slip at the Golden Globes
Besties and highly anticipated Golden Globe hosting buddies Tina Fey and Amy Poehler may be unaccustomed to hosting gigs -- but Fey has plans to make it a night to remember.
Specifically, relying on someone in the room full of drunken celebrities to have a glorious wardrobe malfunction.
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ [VIDEO]
"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" is one of our favorite skits on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' and in honor of the six-year anniversary of Twitter coming up (time sure flies when you're talking about what you ate for lunch), the late night show released the third installment of the very funny gag.
Miranda Lambert Still Hates Chris Brown and Nothing Will Change Her Mind
Country singer Miranda Lambert didn't like Chris Brown last year when she lambasted him on Twitter for winning two Grammys -- and she doesn't like him any better now.
This is of course why we love Miranda Lambert: not only for sticking to her convictions, but also for her relentless pursuit of Chris Brown.
Courtney Stodden Shares a BTS Look at Her Ear-Bleedingly Bad Music Video ‘Reality’ [VIDEO]
Guess who has a music video you will probably watch because you can't look away? It's Courtney Stodden! That's right, the living Barbie doll recorded some footage for her new music video because at least then viewers can put her on mute.
Naomi Campbell Injured After Getting Attacked and Mugged in Paris Last Month
Former supermodel and upcoming reality show mentor Naomi Campbell was robbed on the streets of Paris while trying to hail a cab, resulting in a torn ligament in her leg. Where were her cell phone throwing skills when she needed them?
Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
Kim Kardashian Went to the Gym In Her Very Best Pair of See-Through Pants [PHOTO]
Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean Kim Kardashian won't be spending 2013 having repeated wardrobe malfunctions, the first of which occurred Thursday while on her way to an early morning workout.
After all, she's not a mom yet, so she's gotta flaunt things before there's a child around to embarrass.
Friends Say Kim Kardashian’s Not Pregnant – Just Germy and Fat
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
Private Investigator Claims Whitney Houston Was Murdered, Finds Lost City of Atlantis
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Paul Huebl, a “top Hollywood private investigator,” has video evidence that Whitney Houston was murdered and has given all his findings to the FBI. And, of course, the National Enquirer.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former child star believes in basing her life around the antics of animals. She once said, "I hate all those anti-nervous medicines. Animals are all nervous. Look at squirrels - they're always like, 'Oh my God!'"