Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Stupid books have no substance, no morals, no words. This singer once complained, "There's, like, no lessons... There's, like, no books about anything."
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Chris Brown Went Ballistic Over a $10 Parking Fee. As You Do. [VIDEOS]
Chris Brown and parking lots just don't mix. Or rather, Chris Brown and mundane social situations do not a good time make. This time around, Brown flipped out on a valet who was just doing his job by asking for a small parking fee.
Valerie Harper Has Terminal Brain Cancer
Valerie Harper, best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and its titular spin-off 'Rhoda,' has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. But she's determined to live her last months to the fullest.
Introducing the Best Interview Ever, Starring Mila Kunis and the Newbie Reporter [VIDEO]
Mila Kunis was promoting her upcoming film 'Oz: the Great and Powerful' when she was interviewed by a brand-new reporter for the BBC -- who, instead of actually interviewing the actress, told her about all his friends, invited her to a wedding and explained the British custom of watching 'Baywatch' while dropping your pants.
And she loved every second of it.
Will Ferrell + Chad Smith from Red Hot Chili Peppers – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Comedian Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith don't have a lot in common. At least if you don't count their preference for covering up their genitalia with the smallest items of clothing possible.
Sean ‘The Bachelor’ Supposedly Offered His Own Sperm to Help His Sister Get Pregnant. Wait, What?
Sean Lowe, star of this season's 'The Bachelor,' is thisclose from pretend-proposing to one of two women before they inevitably break up and go their separate ways.
So it's a good thing they don't know he possibly offered to give his own sister his sperm so she could have a baby.
Holly Madison Is Thinking About Eating Her Placenta
Pregnant Holly Madison has big plans for her placenta after giving birth. Specifically, she plans to eat it. As you do.
Carrie Underwood + Emily Osment – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Singers and blonde cutie-pies Carrie Underwood and Emily Osment look like they could be sisters.
2013 Oscars – Kristen Stewart Tells Anne Hathaway Why She Was On Crutches
The usually uncomfortable Kristen Stewart was even more uncomfortable at the Feb. 24 Oscars as she hobbled around the red carpet on crutches and limped out to present an award alongside Daniel Radcliffe.
No one knew the cause of Stewart's crutches -- except for Anne Hathaway, who took time out of her busy, award-winning schedule to ask the sour-puss what happened.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Bad Celebrity Tattoos
In the world of tattoos (as with anything else) there are good ones, bad ones, and those that should be lasered off before the ink even sets. Celebrity tats are no different. Just because someone is rich and famous doesn't mean their body art is any better than anyone else's.
In fact, sometimes it's the exact opposite.