Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats
Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.
Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.
Elton John Cancels European Tour to Undergo Surgery for Appendicitis
Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess.
Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.
Only the Soothing Voice of Adam Lambert Can Get This Baby to Stop Shrieking [VIDEO]
Some babies cry pretty much all the time like a shrieking siren of doom -- except apparently when Adam Lambert is rocking them to sleep with his voice. And he doesn't even need to be in the room to do it.
Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies of Ovarian Cancer
Actor Pierce Brosnan's daughter Charlotte has died after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer. She was just 41 years old.
Farrah Abraham Checks Into Rehab … Sort Of
Farrah Abraham checked into outpatient rehab on Sunday night. This according to the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, who knew she needed help -- but was still able to alert a press outlet to her whereabouts.
David Beckham Posts Evidence That Wife Victoria Can Smile After All [PHOTO]
Stop the metaphorical presses! David Beckham shared a photo containing incontrovertible proof that his wife can and does smile.
Personally, we're more shocked about the "can" part of that sentence.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Frontman Anthony Kiedis Had a Fight With Some Bodyguards [VIDEO]
Lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anthony Kiedis got in a serious scuffle with some bodyguards outside the Four Seasons in Philly today (June 21) after they refused to let him inside the hotel -- and it was all caught on video.
Paula Deen Fired from the Food Network
Despite her efforts to save face -- with not one but two apology videos -- that deposition stemming from a lawsuit which revealed her casual use of the n-word (as well as other seemingly racist actions) has cost Paula Deen her job at the Food Network.
Diner Where the Final Scene of ‘The Sopranos’ Was Shot Pays Tribute to James Gandolfini [PHOTO]
An old-fashioned ice cream parlor and diner called Holsten's Brookdale Confectionary in Bloomfield, NJ became an impromptu gathering place for fans mourning the loss of actor James Gandolfini, who died of an apparent heart attack on June 19.
Lindsay Lohan Leaves Betty Ford and Relocates to a Malibu Rehab Center
After 30 days, Lindsay Lohan has left the Betty Ford Clinic to complete the remainder of her 90-day court mandated rehab stint at the Cliffside Center in Malibu. And everyone -- prosecutors included -- signed off on the deal.
Penn Badgley + Zoe Kravitz Call It Quits
Multiple sources report 'Gossip Girl' star Penn Badgley and model/actress Zoe Kravitz, who began dating in the summer of 2011, are kaput.
Judge Calls for Investigation Into Paris Jackson’s Guardianship After Suicide Attempt
Paris Jackson's suicide attempt drew a lot of media attention, but it also drew the watchful eye of the judge who granted grandmother Katherine Jackson guardianship of Michael's kids.