Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Character Witnesses Include the Worst ‘Spiritual Advisor’ in the History of Ever
Lindsay Lohan is pulling out all the ridiculous stops to avoid jail after her probation was revoked, including having her so-called "spiritual advisor" write a letter on her behalf to Commissioner Jane Godfrey (the acting judge).
Because nothing says "good character witness" like someone who trusts horoscopes and tea leaves.
Morrissey Bizarrely Blames Kate Middleton for That Nurse’s Tragic Suicide
You probably heard the sad story about nurse Jacintha Saldanha, who committed suicide shortly after she was pranked by a pair of Australian DJs on the phone and connected their call to someone else who revealed information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy-related hospital stay.
But while those DJs have taken the lion's share of the blame, Morrissey says someone else is responsible: the Royal Famil
Holly Madison Doesn’t Want Her Fetus Doing Any Nude Shoots for Playboy
"Do as I say, not as I do," said a pregnant Holly Madison unto her unborn baby. The former 'Girls Next Door' reality star (who was once Hugh Hefner's favorite shiny toy) said she doesn't ever want her daughter to pose for Playboy.
Standards. She has them now.
Hugh Hefner + Crystal Harris Are Engaged Again
Remember that time Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner was dating that young, attractive blonde?
No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or those two.
IRS to Lindsay Lohan: All Your Bank Accounts Are Belong to Us
As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill.
Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former sex symbol may remember she's had four husbands, but she isn't quite sure how many states America has -- or what they are -- because she once said, "I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
Sorry, Ladies – Serial Cheater Jesse James Is Off the Market. Temporarily, Of Course.
An inability to keep it in his pants led to a messy divorce from actress Sandra Bullock and the end of his engagement to celeb tattoo artist Kat Von D -- but for some reason, Jesse James is still a hit with the ladies.
And it looks like he's about to take yet another stroll down the aisle.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We don't think this word means what he thinks it means, but a certain former boxer slash actor (who's most recently known for cameos where he stars himself) once told ESPN that after his retirement, "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
Courtney Stodden’s Mom Krista Just Won the Twisted Parent of the Year Award [VIDEO]
Sorry, Dina and Michael Lohan -- you've been one-upped.
Teen child bride Courtney Stodden and her pedophile husband Doug Hutchison were allowed back to the VH1's 'Couples Therapy' house on Wednesday, where therapist Dr. Jenn Berman took the opportunity to talk to Courtney's mother Krista.
And in case you're wondering where the little tart's crazy came from, it was clearly home-grown.
Some Poor Girl Just Found Out Michael Lohan Is Her Father [VIDEO]
In "why the hell would you do this to yourself" news, Michael Lohan filmed an episode of some show called 'Trisha Goddard' to discover the paternity of a possible love-child of his from 1995 -- and things did not end well.
For anyone.
Rihanna’s Crushingly Low Self-Esteem Got Naked Again [PHOTO]
In another photo taken by a mystery camera-person, Rihanna has once again shown us she's not shy. This time she appeared in only the jewelry, lingerie and shoes from her Victoria Secret Fashion Show performance on Wednesday night.
Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail for Being the Lying Liar She Is
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.