So your going in the Sun City daily grind and you have friends that are married, dating, and some doing both, which I DO NOT recommend!

Well, are you having a hard time dating?  There is a new gadget that can TOTALLY help you!  It is called the 'Ripple' and NO, this is not a commercial, but check this out, now OK, it looks like Fairy Wings and you put around your shoulders and it also has a camera that senses somebody that is actually paying attention to you, it sends a Ripple up your back and the Ripple also get warm when you make eye contact with your match.

courtesy techcrunch.com

It's suppose to help you feel comfortable.  What if your tipsy is the question, 2nd problem besides the obvious creepy factor...you also have to walk around with Fairy Wings on your shoulder, BUT besides that it's PERFECT!