IS ASHTON CHEATING ON DEMI???!!!: The "Star" tabloid may or may not be onto the next celebrity cheating scandal.This one involves ASHTON KUTCHER, a blonde, and a restaurant bathroom. The tab's "bombshell news" comes via a "witness" who says he walked in on Ashton "kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A." recently. Quoth the witness, "Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her."

Ashton hit back on Twitter writing, "I think 'Star' magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." He later added ...
Perhaps it's why Demi Tweeted these bikini pics we shared with you yesterday? To "prove" Ashton doesn't need to go looking elsewhere? So if you don't look smokin' hot in a bikini, do you deserve to be cheated on? Discuss.

HOOKING UP???!!!: "In Touch Weekly" seems to think there's some GENITAL GRINDING going on between SEAN PENN and CHARLIZE THERON.
Sean has supposedly been "helping" Charlize through her split with her longtime boyfriend, but things are said to have escalated beyond the "helping" stage ... if you know what I mean and I think you do!

SNAPSHOT: JULIA ROBERTS is apparenlty still not into shaving her armpits ...
SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: I'm guessing PARIS HILTON read the rumors she tried hiding the cocaine she was busted holding in her VA-JAY-JAY cuz here's what she tweeted yesterday ...

E! Online, however, says Paris is actually "devastated" about the whole thing, and is basically hiding out with her boyfriend Cy and her family. Word is she's even turning down offers from various clubs that want to take advantage of the publicity by having her host their Labor Day parties. And some of those offers have been for more than 100-grand.

Meanwhile ... she's been BANNED from the Wynn properties in Las Vegas. Wynn has two resorts, The Wynn Las Vegas and Encore. Her boyfriend WAS the head of nightclub operations for both joints but was FIRED after he and Paris were arrested last Friday night.

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Uh oh! Too many Jesse James questions, perhaps? Tattoo artist (and Jesse’s new girl toy?) Kat Von D wasn’t too happy about a press interview she did yesterday ...
What do you expect when you’re dating one of the most hated men in America?

IS ELLEN POMPEO A POLYDACTYL???!!!: Some gossip sites on the World Wide Web of Making *&%# Up would like you to believe "Grey's Anatomy" star ELLEN POMPEO is a polydactyl ... that means she was born with EXTRA DIGITS.

In her case, they're trying to make it seem like she has SIX TOES ON EACH FOOT
But I'm calling bull - er, bovine stool! It's an obvious Photoshop. Here's the picture the above pic was taken from. ...... and here's a close up ...I only count five toes on each foot, how 'bout you?

THE STARS WHO SAID NO TO "DANCING": The "Hollywood Reporter" published a list of celebrities who were asked to appear on "Dancing with the Stars", but turned them down.

The list includes Sylvester Stallone, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and the real Erin Brockovich.

Kirstie Alley - who's said she was scared to do the show, but might cave in if they ask her next time, Drew Carey, Suzanne Somers, Ryan O'Neal and Jamie Lee Curtis are also said to have passed.


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