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15 Celeb Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

What did celebrities look like at their own proms? Kind of embarrassing, actually. Not as embarrassing as old pics of us at prom, but hey, we're not rich or famous. And since we're a little bitter about that, we're gonna point and laugh at some celebrities' dance photos instead.


Courteney Cox

 
 

That’s a mighty big corsage there, Miss Cox. And who told you a button-up jumper dress with a turtleneck was proper prom attire? Where’s a celebrity stylist when you need him?

 
Courteney Cox went with a casual prom dress and a giant corsage
Mike Coppola, Getty Images

Faith Hill

 
 

Hold on, Courteney -- it looks like Faith Hill just lapped you in the giant corsage race. Of course, you’ll be the winner by default after she’s been eaten by hers. Let's just hope it eats her date's pencil thin 'stache first.

 
Faith Hill was attacked by a corsage at her prom
Christopher Polk, Getty Images

Jennifer Aniston

 
 

Not to be outdone by her ‘Friends’ costar, Jennifer Aniston makes us all glad we waited a few years to copy her hairstyle. Thank goodness "The Rachel" came much later and at the hands of a professional.

 
Jennifer Aniston's hair should have stayed home from the prom
Christopher Polk, Getty Images

Will Farrell

 
 

Being a tiara-wearing dude either screams "I'm gonna be a rich, successful comedian someday!" or "I'm gonna be that 40-year-old loser who still works at a gas station someday!" Fortunately for Will, it was the former.

 
Will Farrell cut his hair for prom and then never again
Jason Merritt, Getty Images

Christina Aguilera

 
 

In the prom coup of the century, Christina Aguilera had a wicked threesome with the geekiest guy in school, proving she was 'Dirrty' even back then.

 
Christina Aguilera turned prom into a wicked three-way
Frederick M. Brown, Getty Images

Lady Gaga

 
 

Speaking of pop icons, Lady Gaga is probably aghast that this photo got out, because at her prom she actually looked ... well, normal. Quelle horreur!

 
Lady Gaga looked unrecognizably normal at her prom
Rob Kim, Getty Images

Taylor Lautner

 
 

Taylor Lautner's hair was well-primed for 'Twilight' werewolf stardom even in its younger days. Prom night must have had a full moon that year.

 
Taylor Lautner has always been a wolf
Michael Buckner, Getty Images

Lizzy Caplan

 
 

For a girl famous for her role in 'Mean Girls,' Lizzy Caplan gave a lot of chicks at her high school good reason to mock her on prom night.

 
Lizzy Caplan's prom theme was %22inexplicable.%22
Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images

Derek Jeter

 
 

Baseball star and frequent celebrity boy-toy Derek Jeter is a tall-but-not-that-tall 6 feet 3 inches, so his date is clearly part of the Lollipop Guild.

 
Derek Jeter waited too long and all the tall girls were taken
Michael Loccisano, Getty Images

Verne Troyer

 
 

Erm, sorry about that Lollipop Guild crack, Verne. We just hope you weren't bothered by the fact that your date’s flowers were taller than you are. Did you at least have the presence of mind to sneak in under her dress so you could get in for free?

 
Verne Troyer snuck into prom under his date's dress
Victor Decolongon, Getty Images

Meg Ryan

 
 

Wait, this can't be Meg Ryan's prom photo. That's not Tom Hanks. WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR.

 
Meg Ryan at prom with an obvious impostor
Slaven Vlasic, Getty Images

Angela Bassett

 
 

We were going to shout “’fro contest!” but she still looks like she could kick our asses, so we’ll just say “rockin’ dress, Angie" and leave it at that.

 
Jason Merritt, Getty Images
Jason Merritt, Getty Images

Katie Couric

 
 

Her perpetual thousand-watt smile seems to have ruined the photo. And it would be nice if she'd start, you know, aging one of these days.

 
It looks like Katie Couric went to her prom last week
Paul Marotta, Getty Images

Sarah Palin

 
 

Forget the wicker-overload just a moment (it’s hard, we know) and ponder whether she shot her prom date from a helicopter after the evening was over.

 
Sarah Palin probably shot her prom date from a helicopter afterwards
Mark Wilson, Getty Images

Michelle Obama

 
 

The laws of equal time dictate the inclusion of this pic. And again with the wicker (prom photographers must get a volume discount). You’ve come a long way to become a style icon, madam First Lady. A very long way.

 
Michelle Obama was not likely known as a style icon in her school after wearing that dress
Alex Wong, Getty Images

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