LAP DANCE OF THE CENTURY: Buying a birthday gift for a 100-year-old woman isn't an easy thing to do. After all, what could a 100-year-old possibly want that she hasn't had already? How about a male stripper?

Clare Ormiston of Birmingham, England, told her family that if her first choice of a trip to the moon wasn't possible, she'd like a stripper for her 100th birthday. So, that's what she got: a male stripper named Scorpion! Hey, when you turn 100, you should get anything you want. You go girl!

JUST ASKING: If you were to live to 100, what would you like for your 100th birthday?

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